Big Darkness Soon Come...
The Bush family reeks of fraud and bad karma. But even worse than our wretched, gibbling president are the cowardly whores in Hollywood who are currently smearing film stars and music people like Johnny Depp by calling them unpatriotic Americans who righteously question the wisdom of invading a whole nation of Islam -- 1.8 billion worshipers -- which is a dangerously stupid idea. Disagreeing with Donald Rumsfeld about bombing anybody who gets in our way is not a crime in this country. It is a wise and honorable idea that George Washington and Benjamin Franklin risked their lives for. These thieves in the White House are so crazy with greed and power, and they are causing so much drastic damage to the world we live in, that they are the ones who should be put on trial for treason.
---Hunter S. Thompson---
NIXON OBIT by Hunter Thompson (lest we forget)...
IMPEACHBUSHWEAR
---Rant--- There is no more perfect phrase for the psychological climate in America than "fear and loathing". This trademark phrase is from the fevered genius of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson and all rightful credit is his. That is an ugly but necessary preamble in this land of litigation and hustle and profit at all cost, but things like that must be said or risk the snarling dogs of legal recourse. Regardless, and all apologies aside, let the point be made - America is lost and searching. Despite the trumpeting of the tired nonsense that America is great, and sound, and will return to its brief and sparkling glory. The brutal point, and ugly truth, is that America has lost its way... America is no longer America. When every dollar that is spent to annihilate our "enemies" is equally invested in trying to coexist peacefully...when other cultures are respected and embraced and thought of as important and not just strange and different and in need of Americanizing....when lying and deceit lose their currency...and when depth of spirit is as valued as depth of bank accounts... maybe, then, the promise of the original concept will have a chance of being realized. The world is watching...and loathing. -WJGA-
Cops In Louisiana Can Now Search Homes Without Warrants...Big Brother Boogies
More spy cameras on the way in Washington...
Surveillance Warrants Outpace DOJ's Ability Process Them...
Secret Service Investigates Teen's Art Project Depicting Bush As Devil...
"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe, "101 Things to Do 'Til the Revolution" (1999)
White Rabbit Says "Just Follow Me": White House Considers
"The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of many things...." --- Where is Lewis Carroll when you need him? We are officially down the rabbit hole now and many things remain left untalked about, aside from cabbages and kings. More along the line of cabbage-headed would-be kings...which sounds more the realm of Rudyard Kipling, who's contribution is welcome and sorely needed in this instant cabal of sorts.
BLOG OF DEATH
CBC NEWS
CBS
NEWS
CNN
DEUTSCHE
WELLE
"That's the spirit, George. If nothing else works, then a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through." - General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett, Blackadder Goes Forth
If the reports of the American majority's basic human decency weren't greatly exaggerated, chances are we wouldn't have ever gone to Iraq. Arguments against war fell on deaf ears largely because "It would be unspeakably wrong" wasn't sufficiently compelling. - Mechatanketra
"87 BILLION DOLLARS IS THIS MUCH" ...INSISTS BUSH
Powell Disputes Bush: "87 Billion Dollars Is NOT This Much..."
CAPITOL HILL BLUE
EDITORIAL CARTOONS
GLOBE & MAIL
THE GUARDIAN
HERALD TRIBUNE
OMAHA WORLD HERALD
PALM
BEACH POST SYDNEY MORNING HERALD TIMES OF LONDON
TORONTO STAR
WASH POST
NEW REPUBLIC
THE NEW YORKER
THE PROGRESSIVE
THE NATION
SLATE
TIME MAGAZINE
US NEWS & WORLD
REPORT
VILLAGE VOICE
BUSH HOLDS ON Demands God Be On His Side...
No comment from God
-BUSHISMS-
"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."
"I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan airport." October 3rd, 2001 at Reagan International Airport in Washington, D.C.
"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." Philadelphia, May 14, 2001
Political Swirl...Political Swill
-------
Despite the model lesson of water down a drain, dominant American politics spins in a dyslexic wrong-turn vortex independent of truth, dependent on a reversal of the planetary whirl to change. Nothing short of alchemy can alter this. Physics is beginning to show that we choose our own reality, and we have chosen this one. May God have mercy on us all...and like it or not, He is firmly entrenched in this - now more than ever.
Nothing is more mystifying, to the losing side of the equation, than how this perplexing path found its way under our feet and how we arrived at this peculiar place upon it. This will be the topic underlying all the rancorous bickering and backbiting that guarantees to reach levels inversely proportionate to the depths to which we've sunk.
How many buckets of blood will it take? How many foreclosures, bankruptcies, broken families, homeless children, men gone postal? How much stark reality will it take before the light of truth forces its way into the fogged notions and delusional perspectives that dominate the picture our leaders portray?
We have become a land guided by propagandists, charlatans, and dangerously misguided fools. Pumped up by the smoke they send up our shorts. Inflated and full of false bravado, preaching fear and the false promise that salvation lies in hating in superior ways; pretending to love, all the while. But, hating has never been the long suit of true champions...has it? Certainly not fear? And pretending to love is the coldest chill of all. We know that much...don't we? Somewhere deep within the soul of the people, THIS, surely, has not been lost. If THIS somehow has been squandered, in our heady side trip through this ornate yet vacant new wilderness, we truly do have something to fear. And we are, in fact, lost. -WJGA
BUSH APOLOGY
MERIA HELLER: "The Mouth That ROARS"
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---WAITING FOR THE BARBARIANS---
Why all of a sudden this unrest
and confusion. (How solemn the faces have become).
Why are the streets and squares clearing quickly,
and all return to their homes, so deep in thought?
Because night is here but the barbarians have not come.
And some people arrived from the borders,
and said that there are no longer any barbarians.
And now what shall become of us without any barbarians?
Those people were some kind of solution.
Constantine P. Cavafy (1904)
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"I'm THIS close to invading myself."
NEW QUARTERS AWAIT BUSH TEAM
THE BUSH MANIFESTO
Condoleezza Rice: Won't Macarena...Limbos Under 911 Inquiry...
*****RICE WEASELS***** ...then rolls over... ===SUBMITS TO PROBE==>
White House Urges Rehersal...
Rice Denied Cell Next To Martha
Ode to Penis
CONDI GETS A WOODY
BUSH TO STAND ON ONE FOOT UNTIL EVIL-DOERS GIVE UP
If only Osama had faxed an X-marks-the-spot map to the Crawford ranch showing the Pentagon, the Capitol, the twin towers and the word "BOOM!" scrawled in Arabic.
SEPERATED AT BIRTH?
'60 MINUTES' PROUD PARENT OF CLARKE PROJECT.
WHITE HOUSE TO VENT OUTRAGE VIA FAKE NEWS REPORT
FORMER TERROR ADVISER SLAMS BUSH TEAM...APPLIES SPINNING TOE-HOLD.
French lawyer 'to defend Saddam' but not France
President Cranky: Bush goes TAXI DRIVER on reporter:
'You talking to ME?'... sort of
Bush Refers to 'Paradise Lost'as 'Original Spin'
Hello, God? It's Me, Dubya
POPE FEARS BUSH IS ANTICHRIST
"THOU SHALT NOT
BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST THY NEIGHBOR," THE COMPOUND COMMANDMENT THE RIGHT
WINGERS FORGET
Sharon: French Jews 'must move to Israel'...No Word on French Poodles
US 'deeply troubled'...
BUSH ADMINISTRATION FAILS TO SAFEGUARD U.S. NUCLEAR WEAPONS WHILE WORRIED ABOUT THREAT OF UNSIGHTLY DANDRUFF
EVE OF DESTRUCTION--Bush Style (vid)
photo by nostamj ---JUST AN EXCITABLE BOY---
Russian navy chief: Nuke ship unfit for service, could explode... CHENEY: "I still love nukes."
North Korea Declares Mexican Stand-Off With US 'brink of nuclear war'...
Mexican Official Wants Border Fumigated...
Pyongyang Insists 'No-Dong Missile' NOT an Oxymoron...
'Armageddon' Plan Was Put Into Action on 9/11, Clarke Says...
Mighty Joe Young Found In Afghanistan---Still No Bin Laden
REPUBLICANS STEAL PRIVATE DEMOCRATIC SENATE DOCUMENTS AND THEN BLAME EVIL DOERS
BUSH SHOOTS FOR UNIVERSAL POVERTY BY 2007...
Russia Wants Faster Aid for 'Rotting' Nuclear Subs
ABC NEWS: BUSH/OSAMA LINK BEFORE 9/11?
LIMBAUGH ADDICTED TO HIMSELF Right-Wing Radio Commentator Rush Limbaugh Tells Audience It Is Better To Inflict Pain On The Poor And Disenfranchised Than It Is To Be Addicted To Painkillers...
****RUSH SINGS***
****RUSH KEEPS ON SINGING***
HOW RUSH WOULD
SPIN IT IF BUSH ANNOUNCED HE WERE LUCID
WHOOPS, MY BAD..."SADAAM HUSSEIN NOT BEHIND 9/11 ATTACKS"...SAYS BUSH
UPDATE: Ex-Congressional Aide Charged With Spanking Iraq...
ABOUT FASCISM
ACLU
ART OR CRAP?
AVERY ANT and his rants
DEMOCRATS RAISING CAMPAIGN FUNDS--REPUBLICAN CAMPAIGN RAISING HACKLES
BUSH PLAN TO HELP ENDANGERED SPECIES -- "LET THEM EAT YELLOW CAKE"
U.S. Brain Trust's Halo Askew
"Your government failed you," he said, "and I failed you. We tried hard, but that doesn't matter because we failed you. And for that failure I would ask, once all the facts are out, for your understanding and for your forgiveness." -Richard Clarke
HOUSING STARTS BOOMING
Nazi Hunters Ready Decoys
ASHCROFT GALLS SELF...Still Recovering
Ashcroft's Supporter "Quite Concerned"
Man Catches 2-Year-Old Girl As She Falls Three Floors...Yankees Offer Contract
MATT DRUDGE: Muck Wrangler
REPUBLICAN MOUTHPIECE, MATT "WORMTONGUE" DRUDGE SPOILS PLANS TO SMEAR KERRY IN LATE OCTOBER WITH WOMANIZING RUMOR...ALL VERIFIABLE FACTS WRONG
BRINGING HONOR AND INTEGRITY BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE: BUSH RENTS LINCOLN BEDROOM TO MICHAEL JACKSON
ACLU
ART OR CRAP?
AUTO PILOT
BARTLETT'S QUOTATIONS
BIBLE
BILLBOARD
ALBUM
CHART
STEWART BRAND
THIS PAGE DEDICATED TO ALL WHO SUFFER AT THE HAND OF MAN
"One owes respect to the Living.
To the Dead, one owes only Truth."
-- Voltaire
David Crosby and Graham Nash Announce Their Candidacy for Joint Presidency of the United States of America
KINKY'S COFFEE
GUERILLA NEWS
The Left Wing
Lewis Black
MOOSE AND SQUIRREL
REPUBLICAN PRESS.com
'NO TONGUES'
NOSTAMJ ONLINE
SLUDGE ANNEX
"We've got an issue in America. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." -George W. Bush
ANOTHER DAY IN THE EMPIRE
God is NOT an Asshole
MORE COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATISM
He who fights against monsters should see to it that he does not become a monster in the process. And when you stare persistently into an abyss, the abyss also stares into you.
---Friedrich Nietzsche---
"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." --John Kenneth Galbraith
"George is lactose intolerant."
WRAP IT mpg
CRAWFORD WIVES trailer
ANTIWAR.COM
BLACKSTAR
BUSH EATS POO
BUSHMUSTLOSE.COM
FUCTARDS
TOOSTUPIDTOBEPRESIDENT
CHOWHOUND
CONSUMER
REPORTS
CORN CAM
CONSPIRACY THEORIES
CULTURE JAMMING
DEMOTIVATIONAL
POSTERS
DICTIONARY
END-OF-LIFE CHOICES
ENGLISH IDIOMS
FILM.COM
FOREIGN WORD
GALLUP POLL
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INFORMATION PLEASE
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MR. CRANKY REVIEWS
MODERN HUMORIST
NEWS OF THE WEIRD
PHONE NUMBER SPELLER
PLASTIC
ROBOT WISDOM
SHAKESPEARE
SKELETON CLOSET
SLAB
SLANG DICTIONARY
SMOKING GUN
SPLEEN
WORRIED SHRIMP
Fonda With Bush In A Rare Moment When He Was Trying To Think
...
"MY HELL IN CAMP X-RAY..."
BANANA REPUBLIC DICTATOR, PART II -- BUSH USES TAXPAYER MONEY TO RUN CAMPAIGN COMMERCIALS TOUTING HIS BOGUSNESS
-BUSHISMS-
"This is not an instant gratification war" November 2nd, 2001
"When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive." September 19th, 2001
"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead." - Washington, D.C., May 11, 2001
"They misunderestimated me."Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
BUSH EMPHATICALLY SHOWS HE CAN COUNT TO FIVE
POWELL DANCING AS FAST AS HE CAN
DAILY BRIEFING
MAGAZINE READER
DICK CHENEY WORKS ON HIS SMILE
ANOMALIST
ANORAK
BRAINBURGER
BUSH SAID
ERIC IDLE TELLS BUSH OFF
EVIL GOP BASTARDS
F****D COMPANY
IMPEACH BUSH '04
FRACTURED NEWS
ISSUES AND ALIBIS
LIFE AFTER THE OIL CRASH
MOVELEFT.COM
REDEFEATBUSH
RESIDENT BUSH
SLASHDOT
SHRUBBISH
SPOOF
TV NEWS LIES
DIALOG ATTEMPTED IN 911 INQUIRY
Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle... Perhaps an editor might begin a reformation in some such way as this. Divide his paper into four chapters, heading the 1st-Truths. 2nd-Probabilities. 3rd-Possibilities. 4th-Lies.
The first chapter would be very short." -- Thomas Jefferson, 1807
HOT SHEET
REFDESK
VIRTUAL GUMSHOE
NEWSPAPER FRONT PAGES
ARIZONA REPUBLIC
ATHENS
NEWS
BOSTON GLOBE
CHICAGO TRIBUNE
DENVER POST
RATIONAL TALK RADIO
ABC NEWS
AFRICANA
AMERICAN PRAVDA
BBC WORLD NEWS
DUMBANDDUBYA
BUSHWAR BRINGS IRAQI FAMILIES TOGETHER
WAR PROTESTER VENTS
RUMSFELD UNABLE TO MAKE TORTURE SCANDAL VANISH
TENET STUNS WASHINGTON: 'Tell it to the hand!'
Soldiers in Iraq asked to pray for Bush...huh?
Indonesia's Suharto tops 'worst ever' corruption charts...Bush vows to try harder
BUSH IS THE 'MOST CORRUPT PRESIDENT', SAYS NIXON AIDE JAILED FOR WATERGATE PERJURY..."EXPERT OPINION"
BUSH LOSING FOCUS...CONDI SHARP
Bush Says Rice Will 'Filet Out the Facts'...
BUSH TO HAVE CONDI SURGICALLY ATTACHED
War President Shares His Tootsie-Roll
PRES MAKES JOKES...PRESS COUNTS COFFINS
CLINTON, GORE, CARTER, KERRY GATHER AT DC DINNER...Not Amused
'Nope, no weapons over there...maybe under here.'
GIANT SUCKING SOUND HEARD IN DC
Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places
MAMA MIA Boy, 5, Sprinkles Marijuana Over Friend's Lasagna At School Cafeteria...Friend Still Hungry
BUSH SUPPORTS A CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT TO BAN DEMOCRATS, DEMOCRATS SUPPORT AMENDMENT TO BAN MORONS
PENTAGON 'CATASTROPHIC CLIMATE CHANGE' REPORT pdq pdf
U.N. Warns About Ocean 'Dead Zones'...Bush 'Optimistic'
WHO
SHOULD YOU BELIEVE ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING? HIGHLY EDUCATED CLIMATOLOGISTS
OR MEGALOMANIACAL GASBAG RUSH LIMBAUGH?
KINKY LINKS
Kinky Fiedman: "I'M THIS CLOSE TO BEING GOVERNOR OF TEXAS"
KINKY FRIEDMAN FOR TEXAS GUV
Free Filthy Sanchez
SEE THE ANTI-BUSH ADS CBS REFUSED TO RUN ON THE SUPERBOWL
"You're fired...you minute-hoarding clock-watcher..."
DENNIS MILLER on Donald Trump's Hair..."THAT'S NO COMB-OVER...THAT'S A BLUE ANGEL FLY-OVER"...Miller's new show gets first laugh...
A BUSH-HATER APOLOGIZES...NOT EMPHATIC ENOUGH
RIGHT-WINGERS PRAISE LIMBAUGH'S DRUG USE..."STUPENDOUS".
IMPEACH BUSH SHIRTS ETC
Defendant Punches Lawyer During Trial... Receives Standing Ovation
BOYCOTT OF
RUSH LIMBAUGH ADVERTISERS GROWS
Help me Beavis
Bush Prepares For Debates
RUMSFELD PUNISHED ABU GHRAIB STYLE
CITIZENS FOR LEGIT GOVERNMENT
URBAN LEGEND DEBUNKER
Bush Fouls Air
THE DOOMSDAY REPORT
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS
MICHAEL KINSLEY
JOE KLEIN
HARRY KNOWLES
MORT KONDRACKE
KRAUTHAMMER
PAUL KRUGMAN
TOP TEN
CONSERVATIVE IDIOTS From the Democratic Underground http://www.democraticunderground.com/
Ending the Endless
War
March
20, 2004 ÷ The war on terrorism is
being lost. Al Qaida is no less able to inflict harm with
a dramatic attack where and when it desires today than it
was on September 11, 2001. The responsibility for this failure
can be placed squarely at the feet of the Bush administration.
By Jack
Rabbit
Horrid Thoughts
about Horrid Leaders
May 8,
2004 · Once Bush&Co. make up their
minds, it's full speed ahead. It they run into a brick wall,
they'll back and fill and try to go around another way,
but the ultimate goal remains to get to where they wanted
to get to originally and, by golly, they will get there
- even if it requires them, stealthlike, to pretend for
a while that they're changing their destination. By Bernard
Weiner
The Worst is
Yet to Come
June
25, 2004 · The problems of veterans
who have been released from the military after wartime service
does not get much attention. Now we have a new generation
of soldiers who will have to deal with reality upon their
return. By David
Leaf
CARTER SHOWS OFF NEW CHIN
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BUZZ FLASH
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DAILY HOWLER
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ROMENESKO'S MEDIA
NEWS TALKING POINTS MEMO
WONKETTE
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Crazed surgeon amputates patient's penis...
Schwarzenegger Stands by 'Girlie Men' Line...
GOP Unveils New War Paint
BUSH
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TOM PAINE
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WORKING FOR CHANGE
BUSH SUPPORTERS CLOSE RANKS
AL FRANKEN
BOROWITZ REPORT
RICHARD COHEN
JOE CONASON
E.J.
DIONNE, JR
ELLEN
GOODMAN
JIM
HIGHTOWER
ARIANNA
HUFFINGTON
MOLLY
IVINS Bedouin proverb: "As the camel falls to its knees, more knives are drawn."
---BUSH FACES GHASTLY LEGACY--- "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
President Dwight D. Eisenhower
April 16, 1953
PORTLAND PEACEGRANNY TAKES ON BUSHGOONS
-BUSHISMS-
"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." - Grand Rapids, Mich., Jan. 29, 2003
"You're back here with my people. You're back here with the tequila drinkers, yeah. What you need is to go up there and make a little whoopee with the tequila drinkers, get to know them better." - G.W. Bush from Journeys With George by Alexandra Pelosi, debuted on HBO Nov. 5, 2002
"When I was coming up it was a dangerous world, and we knew exactly who the they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was." - G.W. Bush from Journeys With George by Alexandra Pelosi, debuted on HBO Nov. 5, 2002
"I can't hear you because I can't see." - G.W. Bush from Journeys With George by Alexandra Pelosi, debuted on HBO Nov. 5, 2002
"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, it's probably in Tennessee --that says, fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me ... You can't get fooled again." - G.W. Bush quoted by the Baltimore Sun - Oct 6, 2002
I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness." - George W Bush, Austin TX, August 2000
Matt Drudge...Gay Ranchero
Enron Ex-CEO Skilling hospitalized in New York after bizarre 'fiscal' behavior...
"White American Manifest Destiny is dead, rotting ignominiously somewhere in Iraq...the stench is pervasive and unmistakable..."
PAUL
KRUGMAN
LAWRENCE
LESSIG
GENE
LYONS
GREG PALAST
BILL PRESS
TED RALL
RICHARD
REEVES
TOM TOMORROW
CYNTHIA
TUCKER
PETER WERBE
BUSH ADVISED TO GET A GRIP
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THE KICKER
MICHAEL MUSTO
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Whitehouse Rabbi
TERENCE MCKENNA
"This is not a dress rehearsal for the apocalypse. This is not a pseudo-millenium. This is the real thing folks. This is not a test. This is the last chance before things become so dissipated that there is no chance for cohesiveness."
---Terence Mckenna
-discombobulation strikes deep-
America...just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable. Hunter S. Thompson
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